Ever since I moved to Berlin, I had to take the metro to get to work every morning.
So, for everyone else that takes the metro, you and I know that the “subway world” is completely out of the ordinary.
From desperate artists that annoy us with their so called “art” during the time between two stations, to those who speak (shout rather) on the telephone, like they were the only ones in the world, and finally, couples in love that kiss passionately without paying attention to their surroundings or the people that are around them.
The last category of people will be the subject of my article because I have something to say and share this morning.
Even before starting work this morning, I give myself the luxury to write this article, for the dear readers of SBK, while sipping on my morning juice, caringly brought to my desk by Anna, our charming assistant (we will talk about her later…)
But, let me warn you…
If you are used to kissing your partner in the metro, the following paragraphs will not please you and hence I advise you to close this page.
The metro is a means of transport, not a “sex house”.
It is funny but last week I read a similar article on a blog of the New York Times, where the writer deals with exactly the same subject and that relieved me a bit. But in fact, no, after reading this article, I realised that I give a lot of attention to these romantic specimens. And as we have this channel of expression and education on the science of seduction known by Seduction by Kamal, I decided to bring to you my contribution against this dangerously mortal epidemic.
If we refer to the dictionary for the word “metro”, we get — urban rail, underground or overhead serving the neighbourhoods of a large city and its suburbs.
I did not read : railways to get laid and kiss one’s girlfriend without giving a fuck about the others.
If that were the case, I would understand. But thankfully (unthankfully?), this is not the case.
So yes misters (my message goes out mainly for you, I don’t think the girls are involved here) the metro is a means of public transport that is useful to take you from point A to point B and not to get down and dirty with your girlfriend, providing everyone with an erotic spectacle to all the components of the social class who use the metro – innocent babies, fragile elderly persons, cute dogs and above all, single people from the longest time ever.
Feeling the pleasure, while putting a knife through the heart of the single guy.
An anecdote that will be etched in my memory for a long time will perhaps convince you.
I was comfortably seated, reading “La Seduction Mode D’Emploi Pour Elle” that by the way just released in all bookstores in France, and in front of me was a guy that did not look too comfortable. To my left, there was this famous couple, the two superior heroes of today’s article. (who said zeroes? That is not completely incorrect)
They seemed to be mature, and well placed till the moment they started kissing each other languidly (pathetically would be a more appropriate word in this context) without caring about the people around and in particular, about our stranger of a friend.
5 minutes later, the couple stopped their animal behaviour and I felt a little joy from the inside – finally, I could continue reading my book. What a relief! I sighed…
But no, this was not the case. If the couple had stopped this distasteful act, it was only to restart it more powerfully. The guy had incomprehensible gestures and appeared to be fantasizing like these moustached porn stars. As for the girl, let’s not talk about her.
I was getting fed up and decided to change my seat when suddenly…the guy in front of me put his head down and shed a few tears of…..hopelessness!
But what is happening here?
I imagined the worst. By observing the fashion in which this guy was observing the couple, I told myself that he certainly could have been her ex….and I saw that he was in the process of not taking this well.
As a model citizen, I decided to break the ice and address the situation with him.
Following which, we had a long discussion of which I will spare you a few details, but the most important thing you must know and retain, is when he told me –
“I have never had a girlfriend; I have never kissed a girl…”
I was amazed, stunned and completely astonished…
The couple that was kissing each other, made the guy in question plunge into an ocean of sufferance and melancholy, prompting him to crack. If this couple had a minimum of respect and, above all, know-be, he could have avoided ruining the day (life?) of this poor single lad.
Is this the first time you have a girlfriend?
It is funny, but I always feel that guys that kiss their girlfriends strangely in the metros, in public places etc…..are in a relationship for the very first time that they are so happy and so proud of themselves that they want to show the entire world their feat. (having a girlfriend, wow, what a feat!)
It is just….pathetic!
The general rule is that when you do something JUST to please others and win their approval, you have a confidence issues. It is the famous “external validation”. To create a place in society, the person looking for external validation will always fall in the trap of soul-searching (indefinitely)
For me, a guy that kisses his girlfriend is one of these people who has a serious problem with self-confidence. You and I know the vital importance of this confidence in seduction, right?
How can you imagine a man going far in personal development when he often looks for external validation?
How can you imagine a classy gentleman kiss his partner in the metro, in front of kids, elderly and single persons?
Anyway, I do not see a seducer worthy of the name to do so! DO NOT DO THIS.
For the past 3 years, I have never hesitated to share my deepest and most intimate thoughts with you.
If you are used to kissing your girlfriend in the metro and consequently offering a porn show (almost) to the spectators in the metro…..for the love of God, stop doing it.
I don’t know if you have the same perception of things, but personally, I think that a SeductionbyKamal.com reader, is a person who is sufficiently mature, well placed and classy…a seductive person!
It is very simple, if you have a dying desire to land on the lips of your sweetheart (think of a parachute) have you thought of the people around you?
Think of all the single souls you could hurt, the kids you could shock and all the elders you could offend.
And content yourself with a little and subtle kiss, once in a while….well I’d rather not say what you should do.
I am interested in your opinion.
If you take the metro to go to work, school etc….I would be happy to have your opinion on this subject. You might have understood well, that this act bothers me. I shout it loud and clear and I take responsibility for it. Use the commenting space (it’s free) and tell me what you think. Think about sharing this article on Twitter and Facebook to touch and invite more people to our discussion.