I met this girl at a pub in Warsaw…
she was very, very, very beautiful. I totally succumbed to her charm….like that!
I decided to run a little game with her and really go for it … after chatting for one hour; she says to me “ Tell me Kamal, do you have a girlfriend? ”
Unfolding my response…
You now know all *or almost* the rules of seduction, and we all know that the “do you have a girlfriend?” is, very simply, the biggest sign of interest that you can have. But, at the same time, it is also a little shit-test that you don’t have to screw things up.
Coming back to our beautiful lady.
When she asked me this question, I did not want to give her the classic response that you guys know :
“yes, in fact I have 3 girlfriends, the 4 of us get along very well, you can apply for the 4th position, we have a vacancy”…
But I proposed to her what I call the “perfect girlfriend test”.
The kind guy deep down, out of habit, raises his hand to ask me to explain this test. Okay, little one, just a little bit of patience, everything will be good.
Before explaining you the details of the test, coming back once more to our girl…
Anna: Do you have a girlfriend?
Kamal: To be my girlfriend is a prestigious thing… you must pass a test.
Anna : Really? What is the test then?
Kamal: You must fit 3 criteria perfectly.
At that moment, I took a pen and wrote the correct responses in her palm
Kamal: OK, now you have the responses in your palm. I formally forbid you from looking at them and cheating….in fact, I hate girls that cheat and it would never work between us.
Here are the questions –
1) When you want to relax, what do you prefer? A sensual massage or a Jacuzzi?
2) What kind of food is the sexiest? Strawberries? Chocolate fondue or cream?
3) What would excite you? Kissing you on the neck or breathing sensually and caressing your ears?
The responses I wrote on her palm are : massage, strawberries, kissing the neck.
- Writing the responses in her palm BEFORE asking the questions suggests that I do not accept any and every girl, that I will not give her the chance to get the answers right, and on the other hand, it permits me to establish a slight KINO (touching) while holding her hand so she does not open it.
- The third question has been made to create a physical connection with the chick…In general, when the girl responds to this correctly i.e. “to kiss the neck” I lean towards her while gently breathing in her ears < I am happy, you responded correctly to this question> and then I continue by kissing her neck — yes, in seduction, one must sometimes have the balls
- And all this, EVEN BEFORE she looks at the responses in her palm. To her big surprise, she will know that I was not kidding and that she succeeded or failed the “girlfriend test”
- If she incorrectly answers everything, I would reserve a session of disqualification for her, something like “it is sad, but you and I, we can never be a couple” saying all this while seeming to kid and joke around to not appear like an asshole.
So, try this cool little test the next time a girl asks you if you have a girl friend. This would press on your status as a PRIZE, the Alpha male; it also conveys that you are not desperate to find a girlfriend. On the other hand, testing the girl, can create a tension and excitement in your discussion, and above all, permits you to slip your attraction in your game of seduction. But know that the most important is to know that she is more or less interested and that you are on the right track.
Now, it’s time to get out from your damn computer, go out and start meeting people !
Your friend,
Kamal
