Because… masturbation kills seduction.
Today, I’m not going to write about seduction, but about sex education. I’m not going to mention weird positions, I’m not going to recommend condom brands, and I’m not going to teach you how to make love (or to make a drawing of how to do that)
I want to talk about an issue that is pretty serious which could affect a man’s lifestyle: masturbation.
You see, I’ll start right away by breaking the ice and tell you clearly and simply that we’ve all masturbated at least once. Everyone does that and everyone will keep doing that. And this is when the dangers of masturbation come.
When you’re 14, masturbating is a normal thing, even when done several times. At 14, people discover their sexuality, and we test our machine, we explore our body. There’s nothing wrong about that. But if you’re over 22 years old, and that you still masturbate when you take a shower, while fantasizing about you next-door neighbor, then, if you allow me, there’s something wrong with you.
Masturbation can completely destroy your life, and I’m talking seriously. If you jerk off frequently, you can become addicted. And unfortunately, you may end up needing your daily dose of jerking off.
I’ve had friends who masturbated so much they put masturbation in their hobbies list. When the guy’s bored, he takes a shower, a little oil and, bam, he’s in heaven (in fact, he’s not in heaven, he’s in hell).
As time goes by, this man may repeat the same process, not because he wants to or because of his sexual appetite, but just as a natural reflex. When you wake up, you brush your teeth (or at least I hope you do) and you never feel like you need an effort to do that. Brushing your teeth every morning is a natural gesture. You get used to it.
The same thing happens with masturbation. If you masturbate everyday, you will ADOPT this act as part of your daily life, along with drinking water, eating toast bread, going to work, to school, facebook, msn messenger…
And you will, therefore, become a lazy person, dead inside, and completely deserted. It’s tough, and I would even go as far as saying, it’s miserable.
The art of seduction requires practice (read this article) and when we’re lazy, there’s no damn thing we can do about our lives (sorry about these words, but I’ve been overridden by emotion).
In fact, it’s very simple…
When you practice masturbation obsessively, you KILL all those sexual crutches that can motivate you to work on projects that can sound important. Not to mention seducing women…
How to avoid this disaster?
Stop doing it systematically. Of course.
If you’re already deeply addicted, I would advice that you do it, at worst: once a week. Don’t jerk off like crazy, like a soldier!! Give yourself a specific day when you will give yourself this luxury, I was about to say loyally. But not like a fucking pervert!
This is JUST the beginning to heal you from this practice! While you wait this important day, you SHOULD go out and meet people, doesn’t matter who (ideally women of course). If you can quit this bad habit, you will win big. You will take a huge step towards becoming a ladies’ man. Women are not monsters. All you have to do is talk to them and you’ll see how innocent and lovely they are. If you have trouble talking to women, go to the “talking to women: category. You will find at least 20 articles to get started.
During the withdrawal period (from masturbation !), especially if you’re a world-class champion in this category, you will feel a strong need and develop a strong sexual appetite, two elements that will naturally help motivate you to talk to women and try to sleep with them. (Believe me when I say it works).
Keep this advice in mind: don’t go out to hit on women, go out for the PLEASURE of going out.
Of course, you won’t sleep with a woman as soon as you talk to her. It would be too good to be true. But try to keep yourself busy during the week, and to keep yourself from taking a shower with the “masturbation” option. If you go out to talk to women, with a little panicky feeling, doubled with success, you will easily get a date, and will consequently have a busy schedule.
Therefore, instead of the shower/masturbation package, you will go for the date/seduction package. You will keep your mind and spirit busy, and your hands will do other things than being on a date with your wienerJ
All this is for your own good!
Now, this is what I want you to do…
First, if you meet people who masturbate as consistently as they breathe, stop immediately. Or you know what? Masturbate tonight, for the last time, and then set yourself a far away date to repeat the act. Of course, if you can quit, I would be very thankful.
Second, I want you to share this article. What I’ve just written is very important. I know that many young men (and great young men) are victims of this social problem. Use facebook, twitter and your emails to get the message across. SbKians have been sent to this planet to save humanity. This is your big day, and don’t disappoint me. And most importantly, don’t be shy to publish this article on your facebook page. You should be proud (a ladies’ man is never a shy man).
Finally, I’d like you to tell me what you think about all this. Once again, I may repeat myself, don’t be shy. If you’re you have the guts to tell me when was the last time you masturbated, don’t tell me it was two years ago, because I’m not gonna believe you.
Your friend (or perhaps sexologist)