Through this article, I really want to say something that almost devastates me, and that I hope people will get rid of once and for all!
Several men, whether in real life or on facebook, do many mistakes that make them look like REALLY pathetic men…
This week, I attended 3 events (3 mistakes in fact) on MY own friend’s list. I’m going to share what happened, share my reflexions and advice, and hope that you never make these 3 stupid mistakes that, I repeat, make you look like someone incredibly pathetic.
Mistake # 1: Giving your girlfriend the password
This is the story of a friend, who, probably for the first time in his entire life, had a girlfriend.
I started by noting the statuses that he would post.
His status updates were of the TOO romantic kind, like, “love is about dying and sacrificing yourself for someone else”; “loving is committing suicide for your soul mate” and many other stupidities of that kind that I will not share with you.
Since I’m a nice guy, I sent a private message to the friend (let’s call him « Romantiko ») to tell him that he was going overboard with his ridiculous status updates.
Do you know what he told me?
“Are you jealous that I’m in love?”
Yikes! OK… I didn’t say anything, and I decided to talk to him in person.
I met him the very same night. Usually, even though Romantiko is not a very close friend, he respects me. So I was surprised by his message. I asked him:
“Dude, are you out of your mind? You really think I’m jealous of you?”
He was like “Dude, what are you talking about??”
Indeed… after talking for 5 minutes, he told me that he had given his password to his girlfriend, and that she gets connected with his account whenever she feels like it.
BAM!
It was like I took a slap in my face, and I realize to what point Romantiko had put all the respect and esteem that I had for him to the trash can. You can imagine how disappointed I was.
I’m not going to talk about my friend Romantiko’s story in detail. But allow me to say that, if you girlfriend ever asks you to give you her password one day, and that, following that request, you give her your password, then you should know, dear friends, that you did not understanding ANYTHING about social dynamics.
Unfortunately, I have to leave. If you included SBK among your favorite pages on your navigator, please remove it…
This is what you tell your girlfriend by giving her your password:
“Because I can’t hold on to you, and because I’m afraid of losing you, I can do, and will do, WHATEVER you ask me to do. I have no personality, I know that, but that’s because I love you so much, my love”
If you’re used to giving your passwords to your “soul mate“ (that’s how some people call girls, so romantic, isn’t it?) You will see that your love relations are not something you should be proud of, or maybe I’m wrong.
* Stop being a loser.
* Stop being a failure.
* Stop being the romantic-stupid-pathetic man you are. Get a life no matter what it COSTS!
If your girlfriend tells you:
“Honey, you know, my ex whatever used to give me his passwords and all that, you should do the same thing, because you know I’m a little jealous”
Just say:
“ If you want my passwords, why don’t you wear my underwear? And take my razor blade too, while you’re at it, that way, we’ll share everything!”
Make sure you smile when you say that, she’ll get the message 
Update: our friend Romantiko just got dumped. Shocking, isn’t it?
Mistake #2: Tell your friends things indirectly via your status updates
This is the story of another friend, this time a closer friend.
He wanted to communicate with me using 3 dimensional methods or God knows what. Let’s call him “stupido”. I don’t want to go into the details of this story, but something happened between us, nothing serious though. We discussed our issue calmly, and everything was back to normal.
Only 2 days later, Stupido started losing his mind. I don’t know if he too gave his password to his girlfriend (BTW he has a girlfriend), but I slowly realized that this guy was communicating with me, Star Wars style!
Ouch! Am I delusional?
I called him right away.
“Hey dude, if you wanna tell me something, don’t be that pathetic, and tell me directly. I thought we solved our issues and know you’re screwing around on facebook with me. So please kindly knock it off with those ridiculous facebook status updates and go back to your everyday activities. Do you spend the whole day on facebook or what?” He realized how pathetic he was, and said he was sorry…
SO!
You too, dear friend, if you’re used to communicating with aliens via status updates, stop doing that TODAY!
It may be true that facebook can make a lot of you feel better, but here, on SbK, when we feel like blowing off steam, we do it directly!
If a friend does that to you, call him and let him know what you think.
If a girlfriend betrays you, go see her and dump her.
If a little loser fucks around with you on facebook, kick him out of your friend’s list and signal him on facebook for having acted like a whore. We don’t fuck around with personal development. You should have a strong personality and kick out losers who waste your time and your life. Read my article “Sometimes goodbye is the only way” and you’ll understand this philosophy’s principle better.
So stop acting like a loser in facebook.
And oh…
You want?
Just go out and get a life.
Your friend,
Kamal.